moontower: a stoner dad explains options trading to his kids

moontower: a stoner dad explains options trading to his kids

face-ripper

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Kris Abdelmessih
May 07, 2026
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Friends,

If you reside in the quark-sized intersection of people who read this letter but don’t follow the market, I’m informing you that shares of corporations are up sharply in the past 5 weeks.

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This is obviously cherry picking, but from March 30th to today the S&P has a sharpe ratio north of 10 and QQQ is above 12 lol
2:51 PM · May 6, 2026 · 55.2K Views

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The magnitude and speed of the rally have been “hellacious” to use a mentor’s favorite way to describe the face-ripping bear market rallies. Not that this is a bear market rally. As you know, bears are extinct and all the degeneracy you see is their normal diet flourishing without a natural predator.

Now, about that face-ripper…my turn to cherry-pick. It turns out selling calls that carry a high implied vol but were in the 0th percentile of skew wasn’t really “income”.

The green line is a portfolio of 75% SPY, 25% cash rebalanced monthly which is a more proper comparison to JEPI which sells OTM calls. Rough month for the home team.

If curious here is 75% SPY vs JEPI since it launched:

The rally has people confused. What about the war? What about oil? What the f is happening in this chart:

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